My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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