Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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