Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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