Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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