I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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