the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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