Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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