Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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