I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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