North Korea, Best Korea!
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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