It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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