party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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