Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.