Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
only i would get off to receiving death threats online