We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
and she was petting her beer can
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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