was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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