I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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