the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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