you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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