Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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