No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
love makes seman taste better
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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