I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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