Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize
