what if I'm pregnant?
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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