I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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