I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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