David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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