Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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