Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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