The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
