i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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