Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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