You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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