are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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