She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Randomize
