never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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