Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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