we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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