You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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