So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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