Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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