i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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