Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
