she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
