normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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