but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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