Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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