But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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