So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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