think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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