Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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