don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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